Mitt's IRA "problem"

Romney's IRA
one hundred million dollars
Taxed like salaries

This includes money
Which would be taxed much lower
If not in IRA

So he pays more tax
Because he used IRA
He should have just saved

People who struggle
To put food on the table
Might like this problem.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Politicians lie
On a regular basis
GOP debate

In Arizona
Romney, Gingrich, Santorum
Vied for the biggest

Obamacare won't
As Santorum claimed last night
Boost the deficit

Romney suggested
Government workers make more
Than private sector

Research says this is false
Private sector employees
Make more than public

Romney is also
Running from his own record
On contraception

The national press
Has been down on Obama
Liberal press much?

quick hits

Santorum paid tax
On nearly one million bucks
Man of the people

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When Newt was Speaker
He was investigated
And had to resign

Now he refuses
To release the documents
From that period

He claims "wild goose chase"
Even though he paid a fine
And had to resign

Cleared by IRS
But unethical actions
Might still be legal

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Is Mitt in trouble
With Rick's surge in Michigan
Some favorite son

Related articles

• Gingrich declines to release ethics documents (sfgate.com)
• Santorum Releases 4 Years of Returns (myfoxphoenix.com)

Romney's dog

Dogs against Romney
A real animal rights group
Or some kind of front

Apparently Mitt
Kept his dog on the car roof
For twelve poop-filled hours

Fido got distressed
Mitt sprayed a hose to cool him
Life can be a b*tch

Mitt Romney gets little love from mutts

Florida results

Mitt wins Florida
Nearly a majority
Pretty impressive

Other candidates
Gingrich, Paul, and Santorum
Claim to be uncowed

Will they all survive
The whole primary process
Or will they drop out?

Next we get a lull
A few caucuses and then
it's Super Tuesday

Just a quick roundup

Florida today
Will they ever finish this?
Hell must be like this

Frontrunner Romney
Will he beat the predictions?
High expectations

After Florida
We go to five caucus states
Mitt's favored in all

The happiest news?
The next GOP debate
Not for a whole month!

Romney's tax return

Romney paid 15
Point four percent in taxes
The rich get richer

Investment income
Gets taxed at much lower rates
Middle class gets stuck

South Carolina fallout

Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul,
Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum
Are Florida bound

Were Cain votes Colbert's?
Political irony
Or just "truthiness"

Will these primaries
Result in a clear winner
Or a big floor fight?