In America, they haven't spoken it for years

In Puerto Rico
Rick Santorum visited
For the primary

Spoke with reporters
About possible statehood
For Puerto Rico

Rick is all for it
But only if they adopt
English officially

He seems to believe
That the law forces each state
To speak just English

This is not the case
And besides, if that were true
What about Texas

Florida results

Mitt wins Florida
Nearly a majority
Pretty impressive

Other candidates
Gingrich, Paul, and Santorum
Claim to be uncowed

Will they all survive
The whole primary process
Or will they drop out?

Next we get a lull
A few caucuses and then
it's Super Tuesday

Just a quick roundup

Florida today
Will they ever finish this?
Hell must be like this

Frontrunner Romney
Will he beat the predictions?
High expectations

After Florida
We go to five caucus states
Mitt's favored in all

The happiest news?
The next GOP debate
Not for a whole month!

It's somebody else's fault

Newt's declining polls
In Florida make him mad
"They're attacking me"

Not an insider
He insists.  Establishment
Party is at fault

Who does Gingrich blame
Everybody but himself
Is Gingrich paranoid?

Palin claims party
using Stalinesque tactics
against Newt Gingrich

Will he disappear?
Perhaps he'll get a show trial
Then darkness at Newt.

Gingrich lashes out at Romney, Establishment

Romney's credentials as a conservative

Mitt says he always
Votes for Republicans
Gingrich pooh poohs this

Voting for Tsongas
Back in 1992
Was it tactical?

"Factually incorrect?"
Does it make a difference?
Glass house resident.

Gingrich hits Romney for "factually incorrect" statements

Last GOP Florida debate

USA Today
Fact checks candidates
Florida debate

Newt really wanted
To mandate health insurance
Until quite recently

Mitt accused Barack
Of not denouncing Hamas
Attacks with rockets

Santorum used false
Massachusetts health care stats
To attack Romney

He also insisted
Islamic terrorists want
Cuban missile base

Clearly they choose "facts"
That they can bend to their will
Or else they're fibbers

Fact Check: Florida GOP debate

South Carolina fallout

Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul,
Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum
Are Florida bound

Were Cain votes Colbert's?
Political irony
Or just "truthiness"

Will these primaries
Result in a clear winner
Or a big floor fight?